My Random Muses

Meet Horace Behr.

Horace Behr is fairly mild-mannered, and is rather polite most of the time. However, he has some more unconventional habits. In his spare time, he swears at geese and eats copious amounts of sand. He, like Mr Bunnyford, has trouble making friends. Some have suggested that they should befriend each other, but Horace Behr feels that this would be "too obvious". Instead, he seems quite content to spend his spare time verbally abusing our feathered friends.

Mr Bunnyford has a bit of difficulty making friends. I can't for the life of me imagine why that might be.